Posted September 18th, 2009 by hiwayhowie
Howard on the Hill
Stories from the week of September 18, 2009
Going fishing: How many times does a fisherman throw his line in the water before he catches a fish? I don’t know because I don’t fish. I do know that having thrown my hook out some 1200 times now, I have found/caught some fish (Congressional offices) drug reform did not know existed.
This week I received a response back from my ‘thank you for your time’ note I send to all legislative aides. This R aide asked how I am became such a polyglot (answer I sent below). Perhaps when I need him to ask his boss to consider a repeal prohibition bill, he will step up to the plate* just because he was impressed with my language skills. Whatever sticks to the wall = hat, boots, buckle, Long Rides or languages.
One step back: This week Georgia State Republican lawmaker Tommy Benton (31st House District) stated he favors “caning”* minor marijuana offenders and “executing” those who sell the drug, according to a recent correspondence sent by the representative to a constituent. I wrote him a letter asking if he understood that 900,000 teens are employed as drug dealers. Would he really put a 14 year old to death? No response yet.
One step forward: An aide to a Blue Dog Democrat* whom I had met a year before spent the last 10 minutes of our meeting giving me a step by step map on how best to end federal involvement in state drug policy. Essentially it would be to insert a one paragraph amendment into an appropriations bill stating that no federal funds may be used directly or indirectly to enforce federal law, where the State had nullifed federal law by choosing a different policy. (think medical marijuana in 13 states).
He was a 10 year police veteran turned legislative aide. His passion showed, as he made sure I understood what to do. He wants at least marijuana prohibition to be ended ASAP.*
*step up to the plate = der Mut und Begeisterung finden, etwas schwierig und hart zu tun
*caning = jemand mit einem Stab schlagen
*Blue Dog Democrat = im Demokratischenpartei aber conservatif mit Geld
*ASAP = so bald wie möglich
Polyglot – short story: at 19 spent 3 months in Europe in 70…felt like illiterate ‘cause only spoke English. Came back to U and began German – became my minor. After 6 more months (2 trips) to mostly Germany = fluent German: Before starting LIFE, I wanted to be an average European which means 3 languages…so after graduation from Mich. State, made bunch of $$ driving a semi for United Van Lines, in Switzerland took intensive 3 month course in French and poof…tri-lingual…..police work needed Spanish = took junior college courses at night and then 3 months in Spain…poof…4 languages.
My 3 months of Arabic studies in Egypt resulted in being semi-fluent but have lost nearly all of it.. I could still piss off a terrorist on an airplane but not really carry on a conversation.
BTW, I also speak ‘horse.’…for that I needed to ride my pony across North America twice…13 months in the saddle. Okay- now I am bragging. LOL
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Posted September 11th, 2009 by hiwayhowie
Howard on the Hill
Stories from the week of September 11, 2009
Feels good to contribute: This week I assisted two major reform groups in DC. I provided them the names of 92 House offices where the aide was very much on our side of the question. This list of both Ds and Rs will help my colleagues decide where to spend their time looking for allies on bills. I am sure they knew the names of most Democrats. I am also sure that the list of R offices contains a few pleasant surprises.
Resistance continues to crumble: How conservative does one have to be to board a bus & travel all night to go to a march on Washington on September 12th? The DC fire department estimated the crowd at about 70,000 & I would say it might have gone to 100,000. Regardless, I was there, wearing the shirt & had about 60 ask why. Keeping in mind these were extremely serious conservatives, 80% were agreeing with the COP message of legalize all drugs. Many more read the shirt and waved or nodded.
For the few that disagreed my standard line was: ‘I believe in liberty & keeping the police out of my house.’ What do you believe in?’….that tag line* was effective in helping the listener understand what priniciples I stood for.
*tag line = was man immer sagt (kurz und zur Sache)
Love my hat: Attending a monthly conservative breakfast, the gentleman across from me, 10 years my senior, asked what COP stood for. I told him. He replied he had just given a presentation on why all drugs should be legalized & regulated. At the end of the breakfast he invited me to his ‘pre 9/12 march’ on Washington soiree on one condition; wear the hat.
The crowd was definitely a ‘grasstops.’….doctors, lawyers & indian chiefs*affaire. For two + hours I chatted with über conservatives from all over the country…wearing my best Stetson. It was an 18 hour day and well worth it.
*Indian chiefs = Ausdrück = wichtige Leute
Howard
Citizens Opposing Prohibition
PO Box 772
Buckeystown, MD 21717-0772
Modern Prohibition/The War on Drugs is the most destructive, dysfunctional & immoral domestic policy since slavery and Jim Crow.
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Posted September 4th, 2009 by hiwayhowie
Howard on the Hill
Stories from the week of September 4, 2009
Time marches on: I was struck this week at the number of offices where the first person I met in 2006 or 2007 had been promoted: Legislative Assistant to Legislative Director, two had been promoted from LD to Chief of Staff. The new aides I spoke to pass on a summary of the meeting to their boss (usually the LD and a 60-90 second summary to the Member). Thus, the anti-prohibition message is refreshed & reinforced . One aide who had become chief of staff said she only had 3 minutes. Because she kept asking questions, we said good-bye after 10. Small steps.
How do you spell frustration?: I spoke to a good number of aides this week who stated their personal support for repeal of prohibition but whose boss was never going to change. I can imagine how difficult a conversation with such a Member would be. I have been at this for 12 years. One must have the patience of Job.
Git R Dun:* During the August recess I managed 117 staff presentations + a few other activities. Now that the members are back and the aides busier, I have time to catch up on some paperwork.
*Git R Dun = Get the work done! = Schaffe es!
Howard
Citizens Opposing Prohibition (yearly membership starts at $30.00)
PO Box 772
Buckeystown, MD 21717-0772
Modern Prohibition/The War on Drugs is the most destructive, dysfunctional & immoral domestic policy since slavery and Jim Crow.
Your tax-deductible contributions are appreciated and put to good use.
Posted September 1st, 2009 by hiwayhowie
One Lone Ranger Rides Again To Legalize Dope
Howard Wooldridge has one of the craziest jobs: trying to convince 535 of
the most uptight people in Washington – the entire membership of Congress –
to legalize drugs. That means everything from marijuana to cocaine to
heroin.
Watch the video above, which chronicles a day in the life of the cowboy
lobbyist, to see how Wooldridge dug in his spurs.
Photos of Wooldridge riding his horse, Misty, on a cross-country mission to legalize drugs.
Howard on a Long Ride
Cops Say Legalize Drugs
By Mary Ann Akers [Washington Post]
Posted August 28th, 2009 by hiwayhowie
COP on the Hill
Stories from the week of August 28, 2009
Somebody reads what I write: The Congressional Quarterly honored me recently, quoting part of a letter I wrote. Me thinks after three years, I am becoming an overnight success. The entire Letter to the Editor from which CQ quotes is at the bottom. If you click on ‘she states’ you can read the original news article.
Behind the Lines for Tuesday, August 18, 2009 — 3 P.M.
By David C. Morrison, Special to Congressional Quarterly
“Terrorism, potential natural disasters, H1N1,” DHS’s Janet Napolitano replies when asked by WTOP 103.5 FM’s J.J. Green what worries her most, while refusing to prioritize threats like “ranking NFL football teams” — and check Queerty on her New York Times Magazine Q&A. “What planet is Janet Napolitano living on, when she states the United States and Mexico are winning the drug war?” retired Michigan cop Howard Wooldridge demands in The Windsor (Ont.) Star. Urging Napolitano to “peruse” an immigration report, The Phoenix New Times’ Stephen Lemons oozes hometown familiarity/contempt, adding: “Being that Nappy’s a lawyer, I’m pretty sure she can read.”
Make hay while the sun shines: Given the relatively relaxed pace of the Hill during the August recess, I learned my first year that the most efficient method to make presentations was to NOT make appointments. Thus, I feel very much like a Fuller brush salesman, going from door to door & asking if Legislative Aide Bill or Wendy has a few minutes. This week I made 38 presentations to staffers, including a brain-draining, record 12 on Thursday. Tired and happy I was.
NOTE: The COP website is up, though much under construction. Please be patient. A talented volunteer is working on it as much as he can in between making a living. www.CitizensOpposingProhibition.org
So how is drug war being won?
Windsor Star
Published: Monday, August 17, 2009
Re: U.S., Mexico winning drug war, Napolitano
What planet is U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano living on, when she states the U.S. and Mexico are winning the drug war? My profession, police, has been slugging it out in the trenches for 40 years now.
The results? Drugs are cheaper, stronger and much easier for our children to buy.
We had body counts in Vietnam to show we’re winning. Napolitano now uses how many kilograms and bullets seized. Despite 40 million victories -Americans arrested on drug charges -we live in a country saturated with drugs and drug dealers.
When will we in the U.S. and Canada become as wise as my grandparents were in 1933 and repeal modern “Prohibition?”
Howard Wooldridge
Adamstown, Md.
